{"id":385,"date":"2015-05-05T19:23:07","date_gmt":"2015-05-05T11:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arong.wang\/?p=385"},"modified":"2015-05-13T14:14:39","modified_gmt":"2015-05-13T06:14:39","slug":"the-house-bunny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wp.aacnj.site\/?p=385","title":{"rendered":"The House Bunny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sony\u00a0Pictures\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a02008\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0American\u00a0Accent<br \/>\nBeing\u00a0a\u00a0centerfold\u00a0is\u00a0the\u00a0highest,\u00a0most\u00a0prestigious\u00a0honor\u00a0there\u00a0is.<br \/>\nRise\u00a0and\u00a0shine.<br \/>\nI\u00a0don&#8217;t\u00a0think\u00a0he&#8217;s\u00a0good\u00a0with\u00a0goodbye.<br \/>\nThat\u00a0\u00a0is\u00a0so\u00a0dope!<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s\u00a0exactly\u00a0what\u00a0I\u00a0used\u00a0to\u00a0do\u00a0back\u00a0at\u00a0the\u00a0Mansion.<br \/>\nWe\u00a0have\u00a0standards,\u00a0standards\u00a0that\u00a0you\u00a0clearly\u00a0do\u00a0not\u00a0meet.<br \/>\nTheir\u00a0last\u00a0housemother\u00a0was\u00a0hospitalized\u00a0with\u00a0hallucinations.<br \/>\nPlease\u00a0take\u00a0a\u00a0read.<br \/>\nSomeone\u00a0went\u00a0accident\u00a0in\u00a0her\u00a0sexy\u00a0pants.<br \/>\nYou\u00a0know,\u00a0actully,\u00a0your\u00a0timing\u00a0is\u00a0perfect.<br \/>\nShe\u00a0can&#8217;t\u00a0deal\u00a0with\u00a0goodbyes.<br \/>\nSweet\u00a0set\u00a0here.<br \/>\nYou\u00a0betcha.\u00a0You\u00a0betcha.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t\u00a0be\u00a0ridiculous.<br \/>\nOkay,\u00a0quick\u00a0trick,\u00a0watch\u00a0this.<br \/>\nI\u00a0have\u00a0like\u00a0the\u00a0world&#8217;s\u00a0hugest\u00a0crush\u00a0on\u00a0him.<br \/>\nThen\u00a0we\u00a0need\u00a0to\u00a0let\u00a0him\u00a0see\u00a0how\u00a0in\u00a0demand\u00a0you\u00a0are.<br \/>\nYou\u00a0have\u00a0a\u00a0wide\u00a0range\u00a0of\u00a0interests?<br \/>\nOkay.\u00a0What\u00a0can\u00a0i\u00a0get\u00a0you\u00a0guys?<br \/>\nHe\u00a0didn&#8217;t\u00a0fall\u00a0for\u00a0any\u00a0of\u00a0my\u00a0tricks.<br \/>\nI\u00a0worked\u00a0every\u00a0angle\u00a0in\u00a0the\u00a0book.<br \/>\nTone\u00a0down\u00a0the\u00a0sexuality.<br \/>\nI\u00a0am\u00a0just\u00a0nuts\u00a0about\u00a0the\u00a0paper.<br \/>\nHey,\u00a0I\u00a0know\u00a0where\u00a0i\u00a0know\u00a0you\u00a0from.<br \/>\nGuys,\u00a0we\u00a0just\u00a0made\u00a0our\u00a0first\u00a0pledge\u00a0acceptance.<br \/>\nWhy\u00a0am\u00a0I\u00a0such\u00a0a\u00a0yummy\u00a0dummy.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m\u00a0gonna\u00a0make\u00a0you\u00a0next\u00a0month&#8217;s\u00a0centerfold.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ll\u00a0have\u00a0you\u00a0do\u00a0a\u00a025-city\u00a0tour\u00a0of\u00a0the\u00a0United\u00a0States.<br \/>\nI\u00a0don&#8217;t\u00a0think\u00a0it\u00a0was\u00a0very\u00a0sisterly\u00a0of\u00a0you.<br \/>\nHere\u00a0you\u00a0go.<br \/>\nSo,\u00a0how&#8217;s\u00a0the\u00a0rest\u00a0of\u00a0rush\u00a0go?<br \/>\nZeta\u00a0had\u00a0a\u00a0ton\u00a0of\u00a0people\u00a0interested.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t\u00a0get\u00a0me\u00a0wrong.<br \/>\nBut\u00a0I\u00a0said\u00a0it\u00a0kind\u00a0of\u00a0quietly,\u00a0I\u00a0think.<br \/>\nCan\u00a0you\u00a0really\u00a0be\u00a0that\u00a0dumb?<br \/>\nI\u00a0am\u00a0not\u00a0an\u00a0expert\u00a0speech-giver.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re\u00a0a\u00a0family\u00a0that\u00a0loves\u00a0you\u00a0on\u00a0the\u00a0inside.<br \/>\nAnd,\u00a0God,\u00a0do\u00a0you\u00a0know\u00a0how\u00a0sick\u00a0to\u00a0death\u00a0I\u00a0am\u00a0of\u00a0you?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sonypictures.com\/homevideo\/thehousebunny\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">The\u00a0House\u00a0Bunny<\/a><wbr \/>\u00a0Pictures:<br \/>\nStarring:\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0267506\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Anna\u00a0Faris<\/a><wbr \/>\u00a0as\u00a0Shelley\u00a0Darlingson\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm1297015\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Emma\u00a0Stone<\/a><wbr \/>\u00a0as\u00a0Natalie<br \/>\n<wbr \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.bimg.126.net\/photo\/xRYTJc_omCQUPJE3RfJk7Q==\/5757852123593443878.jpg\" alt=\"The House Bunny - 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