Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
I worry so about you living alone.
Oh, mother, it’s adorable of you to be so concerned, but I’m perfectly capable of taking good care of myself, dear.
In the city, I took two subways and a bus to get to school.
My mother doesn’t approve of microwaves, she has very strong opinions.
She is the woman who have me life, whose milk fed my fragile body, whose blood flows through my viens.
I was a love child.
Your parents think my mother is the destroyer of our social order, she’s merely a victim of fate.
I just put the notice up no the board, auditions are not until Friday.
I know I’m just a teacher, but I’m capable of thought.
Take a spot no the stage anywhere you’re comfortable.
Maybe if we’re luck, she’ll fall.
Why had I been I was going to get the lead.
Well, look what the wind blew in. – Look what the act dragged in.
So? There’s gonna be a new all-time champion.
What he told me isn’t available to the public yet.
Are you parcially insane?
May choirs of angels sing you to sleep.
Let me take a wild guess.
I’d have memory to carry though the long empty years that lie ahead like a road in Kansas.
I’ll take her.
Daddy drops you at the concert and picks you up after.
Okay, that’s it, no allowance for one month.
I have been looking all over for you.
Actually, mine came in mail yesterday.
You can be in the shot, too.
Oh, it’s as if the heavens wanted this.
Girls, everybody. Listen up, general announcement, everyone.
Oh, my gosh. I was so terrified.
That’s a given.
I can assure you, everything is gonna be fine.
When did you last see it?
I demand to see your supervisor.
But if I see something even slight wrong.
Strange you should ask.
He’s been trouble all over the world.
Everybody wants something from me.
What’s wrong with the service around here.
I’m in no way ready to forgive you.
I’m not in a partying mood.
I sank into a depression that only Hamlet would recognize.
You’re bailing out of the play.
He’s only going because of you.
Are you up to this?
Within reasons.
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Picture
Starring: Lindsay Lohan
