The House Bunny
Sony Pictures 2008 American Accent
Being a centerfold is the highest, most prestigious honor there is.
Rise and shine.
I don’t think he’s good with goodbye.
That is so dope!
That’s exactly what I used to do back at the Mansion.
We have standards, standards that you clearly do not meet.
Their last housemother was hospitalized with hallucinations.
Please take a read.
Someone went accident in her sexy pants.
You know, actully, your timing is perfect.
She can’t deal with goodbyes.
Sweet set here.
You betcha. You betcha.
Don’t be ridiculous.
Okay, quick trick, watch this.
I have like the world’s hugest crush on him.
Then we need to let him see how in demand you are.
You have a wide range of interests?
Okay. What can i get you guys?
He didn’t fall for any of my tricks.
I worked every angle in the book.
Tone down the sexuality.
I am just nuts about the paper.
Hey, I know where i know you from.
Guys, we just made our first pledge acceptance.
Why am I such a yummy dummy.
I’m gonna make you next month’s centerfold.
We’ll have you do a 25-city tour of the United States.
I don’t think it was very sisterly of you.
Here you go.
So, how’s the rest of rush go?
Zeta had a ton of people interested.
Don’t get me wrong.
But I said it kind of quietly, I think.
Can you really be that dumb?
I am not an expert speech-giver.
We’re a family that loves you on the inside.
And, God, do you know how sick to death I am of you?
The House Bunny
Starring: Anna Faris


