The Perfect Holiday
USA American Accent
There it is, oh, the first snowflake of the season.
And with a clean finish.
it’s gonna be here, live in the flesh, at the front door in the next five minutes, and you guys aren’t even close to being ready.
Ain’t nothing more precious to me than my three beautiful children,
You got to think big, not eat big, brother.
Look, we’re sitting out here in the cold, waiting for this herb.
A lot of heart in these tracks, right up here.
Zip me up real quick.
I’m not zipped, my back is showing.
At the rate you are going, you’ll never know.
how am I supopsed to be even find the time to go out on a date?
I’m Santa’s NO.1 elf. — More like numbers one through ten.
Tell your momma.
You’re gonna find that special somebody.
Okay, Christmas story coming right up.
Mikey, you just sort of listen, and, John-John, just cover your ears.
A man hits on you and then leaves, I don’t buy it.
Well, you know when I say good, i mean good in a great way.
We that song short.
And at these prices, your mommy cold be looking a whole lot better.
Oh, hush.
And I’ll step to her and I’ll make something up.
You see, that way it’s twofold, because, as Santa I fulfill my obligation.
We’ve been sitting here like ninnies for, what, an hour?
I had a little craving for some petit fruit jelly beans, you know.
I’m sure I ‘ll need whatever you have, by way of office supplies.
Work it, work it.
How do I look? — Bootylicious.
I’m not a real princess, just for pretend.
But me, I’m on cloud nine.
Because your dad and I led different lives.
I want to make sure this was getting serious before I said anything.
You got us into this mess. You’re gonna get us out.
You know, we’ve this close to a strike, okay?
Okay, so what exactly is your job?
But then he scooped me up in his big gummi-bear arms.
You ain’t giving him no inside information, are you?
Your mother didn’t put me up to this.
None other than J-Jizzy.
I’m over at Nancy’s house, right? My cellphone rings out the blue, guess who it is.
That’s what’s up. That’s what’s up.
I’ll come by and see you all on my way out.
I can’t make you any promises.
Ben, where you at?
I gotta go dookie.
You ain’t gotta go to no bathroom.
Okay, why the long face?
This is a new low, J, even for you.
Help the needy.
We are coming at you live from the J-Jizzy Christmas album release party.
What I thought was gonna be the perfect Christmas, is shaping up to be the worst Christmas.
James does know how to throw a good party, right?
From the looks of things, I’d say what you need is a good nose blowing.
We are on the way now.
Instead of this time-out stuff, ….
You’re Santa Claus also?
And to all a good night.
The Perfect Holiday
Starring:Gabrielle Union
